I think I died a long time ago.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
At my place... I'm gonna be honest though stonewall Jackson is not going to be able to rally the troops. Too many shots of tequila
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
When is the right time to ask your new roommate for her school schedule so she doesn't walk in on you fucking some rando in the kitchen in the middle of the afternoon?
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
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