Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I'm getting drunk off Malibu and watching Drag Race and it's only 2 in the afternoon. I'm the poster child for sad gay men.
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