He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
I feel like, for the first time today, we had a healthy yolo.
I hope to God it's not the new neighbors having sex, because what I'm hearing sounds like a mildly defective vuvuzela or a cow giving birth.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
All I could think about while we were fucking was what Hogwarts house he would be in
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
Randomize
