Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
Do you remember giving me altiods and wishing me good luck on the walk home?
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
what's the proper way to say, "I'm sorry for puking on you and your bed mid hook up then going downstairs and fucking your roommate because you locked me out of your room completely naked...?"
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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