David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
after we had sex he went grocery shopping. at 6 am. i've never been more confused in my life
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
I used to sleep with a guy on the USA rugby team... He stole my credit card and my Hitman DVD. I'm more upset about the Hitman DVD..
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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