so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
Please stop sending me picture messages of your shit. Seriously. I don't care if it looks like popcorn chicken.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
Well that wasnt the exboyfriend i expected to hook up with today
Sorry about the voicemail last night, people in hostel thought getting the clap from cheating on me wasn't enough and you hearing a 6 foot 5 Swedish dude bang the shit out of me was needed.
Overdraft my account again. Parents are starting to ask questions. What would go over better a gambling or drug addiction??
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
I'm sure the lady doing my pedicure could smell the sex on me.
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
bitch, i have a flask. i've got things under control.
god. marry me.
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