when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Nothing like coming home and finding the nearly full bottle of fireball you forgot you had stashed before your trip
It's the little things
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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