i just saw a homeless guy running after a pigeon, catch it and put it in his jacket pocket. I'm not sure if the bird is now his pet or dinner!
Omg. Well, welcome to Oakland...
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
My 8 year old wants to name our new cat "fur burger". how do i explain that this is not really appropriate?
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
we probably should not get naked in my neighbor's garage again. just sayin
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
My dad just said "fuck circus"
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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