Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
she needs to learn to take compliments like she takes dicks.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
And im sorry for wishing your girlfriend gets genital warts.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
My life is pants optional.
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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