Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
i got really high and listened to the spongebob squarepants theme song and, i swear to god, it was in german.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
I want a picture of impoverished children wearing Oregon national champions shirts.
Yes, I feel sorry for the tribe that gets those. They won't be able to hide from the lions.
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Let's be honest dude, you almost cried when I gave you a handy, you are not ready for a relationship, I knew this.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
you have 10 seconds to explain why the toilet is full of bread or its ALL GOING ON YOUR BED.
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