Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
Because I'm currently dying, lacking waffles, and vaguely convinced I'm an eagle
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
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