This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
I love you. Happy valentines. Satin Patricks dayyyyyyyyyy. Alreadythrew up. Geeeeerait.
I think we did. All i know my pants smell like pong water due to the bathroom extravagansa. God I feel like a whore.
Would you judge me if I made John grow a bush while he is in Cancun so he doesn't cheat on me?
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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