I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
Why is it that every time I type the word "give" my phone spells out HIV?! You know how many people i've told I want to HIV them something!
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
I rolled over and my thoughts became words and I said "oh fuck not you again" he didn't think that was too kind and asked me to leave
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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