I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've decided I'm either going to ease him into this breakup by having a threesome with him and the girl I'm leaving him for, or be brutal and fuck his room mate. it depends how nice he is tonight.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
What is your friends name that I hooked up with? ....I think j found his credit card under my bed
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