He told me he looked up all the foods that make cum taste better and he put it all on his moms shopping list. she came through my line. this ones a keeper I think.
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
I said "sucks to suck" to a cop last night. We've been snapchatting.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
she just sent our roommates a message asking them for a parakeet. are you gonna call later?
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