Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Your parents are going to be so confused in the morning
More like pissed. but ill be sure to explain my pathological fear of terrorists hiding in the bathtub
I wish i could be there for it
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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