She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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