Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Lets just say I chased with a burrito.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I don't go out. I live in my room watching Bridget Jones and thanking my vibrator for existing.
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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