Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Someone put pennies in the toilet. This isn't a fucking wishing well
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
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