doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
Someone has big plans this weekend. Just went to throw away the trash and saw packaging for 3 different vibrators on the top of the stack
Woke up naked with a post-it that said "don't ask questions" on my ass...i know im not supposed to ask but uhm what did I do?
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
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