So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
There's a creepy homeless guy with no hand trying to get up on our tacobell order
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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