We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
It's really life affirming to be at a wedding thinking wow I took your husbands virginity
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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