Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
I'll screw just about anything, but I draw the line there
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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