My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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