so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
I found my parents stash of sex toys. You know my green one? My mom has it...in purple. I HAVE THE SAME VIBRATOR AS MY MOTHER
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