I look better un-naked...
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
When the question of, do you know who's ass has been on the cake you are eating is said... Good or bad party?
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
I mean, I was expecting a little more coke snorting and a little less kids and cake
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