It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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