Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
At the airport and im So hungover. Think anyone will help if I put a note on me reading "flying to Boston, please wake me as we board" and then passing back out?
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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