I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
I almost put an adult beverage in my sippy cup for the beach but realized the next step would be rehab.
No the next step is being buzzed at the beach. I would've.
I guess I'm just gonna have to learn to live with the fact that I'm the guy who takes his pants off at the party and tries to start an orgy
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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