Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
the guy sitting next to me at the bar has a patrick swayze tattoo hovering over a roast beef sandwich. 'merica.
She just won 2 Grammys at 17 and were sitting here hotboxing our half bathroom
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
We ran out of vodka, so instead of body shots you wanted to do cupcake shots off her naked body...happy birthday to you.
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