there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
My mail consisted of a box of dildos and christmas card from grandma.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I need to shower, but I have no shower curtain... I think I can get by with a whore bath and a hat for one more day.
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I decided to do drugs in front of her because if anyone can handle the truth it's a ghost
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Randomize
