i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
I told him he deserved someone better...then I told him he looked very fuck-able wearing nothing but sweat pants. We'll break up in the morning.
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
sorry for pouring tequila vodka and whiskey down your throat and left you to sleep on a table
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
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