In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
Also send boobie pics with bobs burgers in background its the only way to get me off anymore
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Um, just removed my insulin from the fridge so that I could fit our case in there. Tell me, who has their priorities straight? THIS GIRL.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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