All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
On the bright side, I hit her with the door on the way in
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
Sooo a reasonable response to someone eating my lunch is to set the place on fire right?
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
