Did he leave or is he still there?
He left right away, I might have passed out. I saw your text and was like who left where? Then the oh shit feeling sunk in, hangover starting now.
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I'm wearing fairy wings and I broke my wizard staff. If this isn't the most happy but sad moment of my life , I don't know what is.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
Randomize
