A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
but seriously ill do anyone in one of those hats with the earflaps.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
Im shrooming at the foot of a tree on top of a mountain. Feeling fly as fuckin socrates and bon iver.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Just talked to Laura, confirming that is my bra. Hope it goes well with the rest of your wall decorations.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Out of curiosity, do you feel happiness for you, or sadness for ME, that you are the only one I drunk text?
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
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