Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
But youre all cute and shit. Woo that cunt. And by cunt i mean strong independent woman
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
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