It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
The kid that passed out is still in the bathtub filled with ice and the empties
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
I feel that it is my duty to the human race to invent a colon squeegy
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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