butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
your ability to fuck hot guys even when you go out in sweats amazes me
Just got a call from someone claiming to be my son . How do I initiate a conversation. Tell me about the last eighteen years. And by the way who is your mom again?
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
hey your mom heard me say to her " That right your not going to Shit right for a month"
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
i would stab him if he didn't just tell me he is a priest
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
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