At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
Aww. I feel like I need to kill a puppy just to make room in the world for how cute you are right now
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
Ok so I didn't mean for his first impression of me to be lying face down on his roommates bedrooms floor throwing up my jäger but it happened. Atleast my ass looked good in those jeans. Think I still have a shot?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Couch. On fire.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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