that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
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