Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Sangria Sundays can't keep happening. Even my second grade students know I'm hungover. Benji even gave me his oreos its that bad
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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