If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
Just farted in public and tried to sniff it all up before anyone noticed...do you think that actually works?
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
How do I say "I want to suck your balls" in a classy but sexy way,
Randomize
