4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
at the time it didn't seem likely that you would ever find the cake in your underwear
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
No one can touch me, I'm made of fruit.
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