I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
can you take me to a tanning bed
sure, why though?
i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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