i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
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Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
No I did not just post a Craigslist ad for a used stripper pole because I can't afford my own. But now that you put the idea in my head I might have to.
guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
so much tequila, so little girl.
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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