i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Shes in the fridge organizing my beer collection. I love having a girlfriend with OCD
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
just yelled CURVEBALL at my nightie because it turned out to be a pair of shorts
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
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