Yeah, we realized keeping you in a cage wasn't beneficial to us
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
I don’t care if there’s a pandemic. My husband gave me a hall pass for my 40th birthday and I’m going to use it!
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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