Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
You know, it's scary to think that someday I might buy a pregnancy test with pride, not at 2am...
We walked in and they were fucking to Somewhere Over the Rainbow... I need a new roommate.
this will be a night to untag.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I feel like I just rode a horse, did a million jumping jacks, ran a marathon and need a carton on cigarettes. best sex hands down... EVER
If I'm not drunk and wearing a penguin hat by the time we are done opening Christmas presents then coming home for Christmas was a complete failure
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
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