Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
So he just rolled over in his sleep and said "that's a punctuation mark..."
im afraid if i stop breathing i will turn into a porcupine
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
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