Is your liver wearing a sombrero yet?
No...more like a life jacket.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
This girl in the gym has an amazing body...too bad there's no workout routine for a face.
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
Man I can't wait till Thursday if strippers and beer are what you consider "research"
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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