let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
We lost the cork forthe wine, so we used a tampon as a replacement. I never loves tampons so much
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
i thought you were just a really comfy body pillow until i sobered up. oops.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
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