Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Indeed. If boner pill commercials have taught us anything, it's the importance of waiting until the moment is right.
Where else would I get life advice?
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
Randomize
