Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
We got so high we made milksteak
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
since when did our medecine drawer and our sex drawer become the same drawer? we now have lube covered cough drops.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
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